100+ Gross Would You Rather Questions

Do you need a list of gross would you rather questions to ask someone?

Would You Rather Questions is a great way of quizzing others while having fun at it.

If you’re new to this game, it’s played by simply choosing between two similar alternatives – Would you rather for this or Would you rather do that.

It’s automatically twice as fun with a Gross theme, so the next time you’re feeling up to the task of dealing with some evil scenarios, here are some great questions to start with!

Gross Would You Rather Questions

Gross Would You Rather Questions For Your Crush

The following are gross would you rather questions you can ask your opponent to make it difficult for them to choose.

  1. Would you rather poop in your hands or poop in someone else’s hands?
  2. Would you rather sniff a dog’s butt or lick a dog’s butt?
  3. Would you rather eat a dead pigeon or eat a dead dove?
  4. Would you rather have a dozen cockroaches run over your hands or run over your legs?
  5. Would you rather bath a dead body or sleep beside a dead body?
  6. Would you rather lick a handful of sand or eat a handful of sand?
  7. Would you rather get married to a zombie or give birth to a zombie?
  8. Would you rather find blood in the bathtub or turn on the shower and have blood pour out?
  9. Would you rather pet a poisonous snake or run from a poisonous snake?
  10. Would you rather bleed from your nose or your ear?
  11. Would you rather run from a group of dogs or a group of cats?
  12. Would you rather eat a chunk of hair or drink a glass of sweat?
  13. Would you rather have a tail or have two horns?
  14. Would you rather be given your mother’s head to keep after she passes away or be given your ex-lover’s head to keep?
  15. Would you rather run across fire or rollover hot coal?
  16. Would you rather commit murder with your friend or watch your friend commit suicide?
  17. Would you rather find a dead body in your refrigerator or your closet?
  18. Would you rather fall into a dark and smelly tank or fall into a dark and smelly well?
  19. Would you rather be in a cage with reptiles or be in a cage with lions?
  20. Would you rather choke on food or choke on water?
  21. Would you rather eat raw food or eat rotten food?
  22. Would you rather have baby vomit on you or vomit on a baby?
  23. Would you rather be buried alive or be thrown into an evil forest?
  24. Would you rather have your tongue pulled out or have one eye plucked out?
  25. Would you rather drink insecticide or drink rat poison?
  26. Would you rather have a cat scratch your face or scratch your genitals?
  27. Would you rather chew someone’s toenail or suck someone’s toe?
  28. Would you rather be hairy all over or be covered with feathers all over?
  29. Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?
  30. Would you rather be abducted by a cannibal or by an alien?
  31. Would you rather have serial killers as parents or have your child be a serial killer?
  32. Would you rather find yourself in a jungle or find yourself as a cave-man?
  33. Would you rather drink dirty water every day or eat dirty food every day?
  34. Would you rather eat pubic hair or eat nose hair?
  35. Would you rather drink muddy water or drink soapy water?
  36. Would you rather find out someone spat in your food or someone spat in your water?
  37. Would you rather poop your pants or use a dirty toilet to poop?
  38. Would you rather have an itchy armpit or have a smelly armpit?
  39. Would you rather have a running nose for weeks or cough out mucus consistently for weeks?
  40. Would you rather lick a goat’s beard or lick a goat’s body?
  41. Would you rather have a stranger sit on your face butt naked or sit on a stranger’s face butt naked?
  42. Would you rather have a massive boil on your mouth or your nose?
  43. Would you rather have a big stomach or a huge navel?
  44. Would you rather have to use a public toilet when you’ve got diarrhea or have someone with diarrhea use your toilet?
  45. Would you rather sweat a lot on your back or under your armpit?
  46. Would you rather pee through your mouth every time or have your best friend pee into your mouth one time?
  47. Would you rather find blood in your poop or your pee?
  48. Would you rather pick your nose during an interview or clean your ears?
  49. Would you rather lick a stranger’s wound or lick a stranger’s scabs?
  50. Would you rather have someone sneeze in your face or blow their nose into your outfit?
  51. Would you rather have sores on your tongue or sores on your gum?
  52. Would you rather swallow a worm or suck on a worm?
  53. Would you rather pee when you cry or pee when you laugh?
  54. Would you rather drink someone’s vomit or drink your vomit?
  55. Would you rather lick a toilet seat or lick a toilet floor?
  56. Would you rather drool when your sleep or have someone drool on you when they sleep?
  57. Would you rather fart uncontrollably during a date or have to keep running to the toilet to poop during a date?
  58. Would you rather drink blood or drink pus?
  59. Would you rather pop a friend’s back pimple or pop a boil on a friend’s back?
  60. Would you rather wash your butt in public or run around in public butt naked?
  61. Would you rather not shower for a month or not change your clothes for a month?
  62. Would you rather swim in a dirty looking pool or a smelling pool?
  63. Would you rather blend and drink a bug or chew on a bug?
  64. Would you rather lick pus from your pimple or lick pus from someone’s pimple?
  65. Would you rather taste earwax or taste boogers from your nose?
  66. Would you rather clean adult diapers or baby diapers?
  67. Would you rather chew on a metal or chew on glass?
  68. Would you rather stick your thumb up your crush’s nose or into your crush’s ear?
  69. Would you rather pierce a lump on your skin with a needle or cut open the lump with a razor blade?
  70. Would you rather eat infected meat or eat rotten meat?
  71. Would you rather have dandruff from your hair fall into the food you’re eating or fall into the food you’re cooking?
  72. Would you rather shower with your pee or cook with your pee?
  73. Would you rather roll around in the sand or roll around in wet cement?
  74. Would you rather pour acid on your hands or pour acid on your feet?
  75. Would you rather eat off a cat plate or eat off a used dog plate?
  76. Would you rather drink milk that smells weird or milk that looks weird?
  77. Would you rather taste cat poop or taste dog poop?
  78. Would you rather have lice in your pubic hair or lice in your armpit hair?
  79. Would you rather eat chocolate that tastes like poop or chocolate that smells like poop?
  80. Would you rather wake up with bites all over you or cuts all over you?
  81. Would you rather have pepper get into your eyes or your nose?
  82. Would you rather drink a bottle of mayonnaise or drink a bottle of jam?
  83. Would you rather help your grandparent shave or have your grandparent help you shave?
  84. Would you rather bite off someone’s ear or bite off someone’s nose?
  85. Would you rather have a hole in your gum or a gap in your teeth?
  86. Would you rather pee in the trashcan or pee in the sink?
  87. Would you rather have rashes on your butt or your genitals?
  88. Would you rather have a bad breathe or kiss someone with bad breath?
  89. Would you rather throw up on your date or have your date throw up on you?
  90. Would you rather have your phone drop into a dirty toilet bowl or have your ATM Card drop into a dirty toilet bowl?
  91. Would you rather take a shower but wear dirty clothes or not take a shower but wear clean clothes?
  92. Would you rather use a sponge covered with hair to bathe or use a soap covered with hair to bathe?
  93. Would you rather drink animal blood once a day or drink human blood once a day?
  94. Would you rather swallow maggots or poop out maggots?
  95. Would you rather lick a hobo’s hand or lick a hobo’s feet?
  96. Would you rather sleep in a dusty room or sleep in a dirty room?
  97. Would you rather chew on a piece of paper or chew on a piece of nylon?
  98. Would you rather touch your eyeball or have someone touch your eyeball?
  99. Would you rather eat spaghetti made from worms or spaghetti made from hair?
  100. Would you rather pluck your eyelashes one after the other or pluck out your eyebrows one after the other?
  101. Would you rather eat a gross meal or drink a gross drink?

So that’s it – 100+ of the most disgusting, unpleasant, and terribly gross would you rather questions for the most daring and tough-hearted.

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